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My roommate brought home a new dog today. He also brought this in from the garden:
That is one freaking huge zucchini. Lest you think I was shooting it from some funny angle to exaggerate its size (that's how they shoot pornos, no?), here it is on the ground; keep in mind that I wear size 6 1/2 shoes:
Why would a vegetable even need to get that big? What kind of evolutionary advantage is there for a dog-sized squash?
And why didn't the other vegetables in the garden get so grotesquely huge? Check out our cucumber -- which, by the way, I think is a much superior veggie when it is properly proportioned:
Yep, that's the cucumber basking in the other vegetable's glow. I think someone has zucchini envy.
